Friday, October 17, 2008

Loosing my marbles...

Confession time,

Like any good mommunist, the currency in my country is completely useless outside my domain. For being helpful and good, my children earn ....marbles. I make my children work for marbles.

Two for really great behavior and doing things without being asked. One if I only have to ask once. None if we have a run in, and for drop down drag out fights, I take marbles away.

If you save up lots of marbles, you get something special, like a trip to the movies.

They thrill my children so much I'm beginning to think I should take part of my salary in marbles. Or maybe jacks and rubber balls. Either would probably be better in this economy.

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